You know I'd appreciate it if all the hispanics would stop asking to fix my car. I like it broken and if I wanted it fixed I wouldn't hire some guy who just randomly rolls up to me in a parking lot.

August 29, 2013 at 02:27PM via Facebook

I think my son pooped a banana. That thing was huge.

August 26, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook

Take a guess at these two destiny bound kids.

August 21, 2013 at 08:00PM via Facebook

So the free to watch online iTunes Festival is pretty awesome this year. 30 days of free concerts. Performers I want to see this year are... Lady Gaga, Sigur Ros, Paramore, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Eat World, Elton John, Jack Johnson, Pixies, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry. When am I going to find time for all these!

August 21, 2013 at 02:08PM via Facebook