I'm at Studione! Taking the oldest top dance. http://ift.tt/19Yru0b

October 19, 2013 at 09:04AM via Facebook

I'm at Harvest Christian Academy! http://ift.tt/1bG9zIV

October 18, 2013 at 03:13PM via Facebook

Two photos from the window of our hospital room this morning as the sun came up.

October 17, 2013 at 08:11AM via Facebook

I'm at Texas Health Harris Methodist Southwest! http://ift.tt/1fCzUfR

October 16, 2013 at 09:05AM via Facebook

Baby three was born at 8:07am at 10lbs 10oz

October 14, 2013 at 02:04PM via Facebook

Baby day!!

October 14, 2013 at 05:38AM via Facebook

By this time tomorrow there will be a third and final Stewart child

October 13, 2013 at 03:29PM via Facebook

Alright work friends, email is going away for a week.

October 13, 2013 at 11:21AM via Facebook

A little lite reading while I have some time off.

October 12, 2013 at 07:55PM via Facebook

Well I made it home safe and sound. It was a great week.

October 11, 2013 at 07:56PM via Facebook

3 more days until baby day!

October 11, 2013 at 01:35PM via Facebook

About half way home

October 11, 2013 at 01:34PM via Facebook

Alright one more full day. Maybe today's lesson will be how to clap on beat with the music.

October 10, 2013 at 08:37AM via Facebook

So I'm at my first business trip that isn't being funded by the richest company in the world. It's still nice to be on the beach.

October 07, 2013 at 06:35PM via Facebook

7 more days until the new Stewart baby!

October 06, 2013 at 07:54PM via Facebook

Haopy anniversary to my hot awesome wife Jessica Stewart!

October 03, 2013 at 07:27PM via Facebook

Anyone else find it weird that Iran has term limits for it's presidency. I don't know why that seems weird to me, but it does. They just elected a new guy like a month ago. He didn't immediately call for the destruction of the US and Israel, so I guess that like a tiny step in the right direction?

October 02, 2013 at 08:21AM via Facebook

So my daughter hit me today for the first time. I think I handled it well. She lost all tv, bed time books, was in time out for 15 minutes, had to call mom and explain what she did, then went straight to bed. Oh and I'm sure her butt is still sore.

October 01, 2013 at 08:17PM via Facebook

Two people out sick today in my department so that leaves just me and my boss for run IT. Rockin me some new JT until things blow up.

September 30, 2013 at 08:23AM via Facebook

So I have to say that watching 3 year olds ifs the easiest $10 an hour I've ever made

September 29, 2013 at 11:21AM via Facebook

While I'm sitting here in line at the Apple store, I'm reminded why I left. Retarded customers.

September 28, 2013 at 08:59AM via Facebook

So my wife shattered her iPhone today. Luckily she is upgrade eligible so guess who gets to go to the Apple Store SUPER early tomorrow? This guy....

September 27, 2013 at 07:19PM via Facebook

Just saw This is the End. Freaking awesome movie!

September 25, 2013 at 11:03PM via Facebook

Anyone else find it uncomfortable when a guest speaker at church had a huge merchandise table out side the room? I mean what are you hear for? I'll share the word of God with you...for a price.

September 22, 2013 at 12:33PM via Facebook

22 more days until baby day!

September 22, 2013 at 09:46AM via Facebook

It feels awesome out here this morning. I actually had to wear a jacket.

September 21, 2013 at 08:51AM via Facebook

Alright, so I've been using android for nearly a year now with my Galaxy S3 and today was the first major iOS update since then. I still have an iPad so I've been able to see both sides and the differences between both of them. One thing really stood out today and if I were to buy a new phone today It would probably make me go back to an iPhone... Updates. Over two dozen of my iPad apps were updated on THE DAY of a major OS release. Many of them got major redesigns and are taking advantage of new system features. On android I'm forced to wait several months for Samsung to make an update, then wait several more months to see if Verizon ever approves it. By that time another android OS update has been released and the process starts over before the last cycle even finished! Or I can root (hack) my phone and get the latest OS update but give up the few Samsung features I actually do like. And that still doesn't mean any of the developers of the apps I use will EVER support the latest OS updates. It's like playing the game of least common denominator for app features. It's craziness. I still have another year under contract so I don't plan on giving up my S3 and there are many things I love about android (customization), but today totally showed the strength of Apples incredibly powerful ecosystem of a fiercely loyal developer community. Unfortunately that's something I'm afraid android can never match because it's designed to be to complex (open).

September 18, 2013 at 10:11PM via Facebook

Dude ever since my daughter got older I think every little kid in troublre is like the saddest thing ever! Lilo and Stich is even sad!

September 16, 2013 at 08:14PM via Facebook

I'm like THIS close to being able to survive purely online at work. If it wasn't for the exchange/active directory tools I use for work, I don't think it matters what OS I use.

September 16, 2013 at 04:22PM via Facebook

31 more days until my final Stewart baby drops into my lap!

September 13, 2013 at 09:25PM via Facebook

So I've discovered that after not even three years of marriage I am unable to sleep alone comfortably.

September 11, 2013 at 12:41AM via Facebook

My first iPhone announcement day with out being an employee since 2008. I have to say that the excitement level is pretty low here in Windows Land, but luckily I have enough monitors that I can keep the live stream going and no one will care.

September 10, 2013 at 10:55AM via Facebook

last stop of the trip at Grandview BBQ. it's surprisingly good.

September 08, 2013 at 06:19PM via Facebook

we had a great weekend in San Antonio with Desiree. now for the long drive home

September 08, 2013 at 02:00PM via Facebook

Tomorrow, Sea World and Desiree

September 06, 2013 at 10:14AM via Facebook

"It's inevitable. When you grow up, your heart dies." Name that film!!

August 30, 2013 at 11:15PM via Facebook

I sat in my car during lunch today and watched two men try to get an old lady in a wheelchair into a car. It took nearly 20min (i would have offered to help but old people and strangers scare me). I kept thinking that if I ever become this much of a burden to my family that I just want them to ditch me in a home and let me go. I am not going to age happily.

August 30, 2013 at 02:19PM via Facebook

You know I'd appreciate it if all the hispanics would stop asking to fix my car. I like it broken and if I wanted it fixed I wouldn't hire some guy who just randomly rolls up to me in a parking lot.

August 29, 2013 at 02:27PM via Facebook

I think my son pooped a banana. That thing was huge.

August 26, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook

Take a guess at these two destiny bound kids.

August 21, 2013 at 08:00PM via Facebook

So the free to watch online iTunes Festival is pretty awesome this year. 30 days of free concerts. Performers I want to see this year are... Lady Gaga, Sigur Ros, Paramore, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Eat World, Elton John, Jack Johnson, Pixies, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry. When am I going to find time for all these!

August 21, 2013 at 02:08PM via Facebook

Alright so let me get this straight... The big bang happens and the universe expands at an incredible rate. Then it slows down into the universe we know today. However, if current observations show that the expansion of the universe is now accelerating, what made it slow down to start with and why is it speeding back up?!?

August 20, 2013 at 10:16PM via Facebook

I told my daughter to stop using her remote control car on the carpet because out might "burn out the motor." Daughter: what's a boner? Me: THE MOTOR!! Good grief...

August 20, 2013 at 07:23PM via Facebook

No one told me to wear gloves while bundling wood.

August 18, 2013 at 07:16PM via Facebook

I was listening to music just now and was thinking about how keeping all my music on the computer feels so antiquated. I haven't had an mp3 on my computer in like 2 years.

August 11, 2013 at 03:22PM via Facebook

Sunday school day two today. Some of these kids are totally going to time out

August 11, 2013 at 07:23AM via Facebook

I just realized one of my YouTube videos has over 54,000 views! It only took 6 years lol.

August 07, 2013 at 03:47PM via Facebook

Today is my first day as a paid Sunday school assistant. Luckily it's 3 year olds so I won't have to beat them... much...

August 04, 2013 at 08:55AM via Facebook

well Youtube decided to let anyone with 100 or more subscribers broadcast live. I've only got 58... almost there.

August 04, 2013 at 06:57AM via Facebook

Yay JC and big Al were back on the radio today. So funny.

July 31, 2013 at 07:26AM via Facebook

Saddest drive to work ever

July 29, 2013 at 07:21AM via Facebook

Hearing that Kidd Kraddick died makes me sad. I had really grown to like the show on my long drives to work in the morning. I remember him doing prank phone calls when I was a teenager before he switched to the morning show. I hope the show continues the best it can with out him and that the kidd's kids organization will continue on as well. What a shame to lose someone so young and so talented. I will miss him in the mornings.

July 28, 2013 at 09:52PM via Facebook

My favorite new show on Netflix is Orange is the New Black. Amazing show

July 24, 2013 at 05:40PM via Facebook

Wow I just heard bye bye bye on the radio. Been a while.

July 24, 2013 at 01:30PM via Facebook

Holy s*** b****, the office is out of coffee! Starbucks run!

July 23, 2013 at 08:13AM via Facebook

Don't you hate it when you have a weird dream and you can't seem to shake it off?

July 20, 2013 at 07:32AM via Facebook

I'm watching sharknado. It's like watching Birdemic but with sharks.

July 19, 2013 at 09:18PM via Facebook