"It's inevitable. When you grow up, your heart dies." Name that film!!

August 30, 2013 at 11:15PM via Facebook

I sat in my car during lunch today and watched two men try to get an old lady in a wheelchair into a car. It took nearly 20min (i would have offered to help but old people and strangers scare me). I kept thinking that if I ever become this much of a burden to my family that I just want them to ditch me in a home and let me go. I am not going to age happily.

August 30, 2013 at 02:19PM via Facebook

You know I'd appreciate it if all the hispanics would stop asking to fix my car. I like it broken and if I wanted it fixed I wouldn't hire some guy who just randomly rolls up to me in a parking lot.

August 29, 2013 at 02:27PM via Facebook

I think my son pooped a banana. That thing was huge.

August 26, 2013 at 09:37PM via Facebook

Take a guess at these two destiny bound kids.

August 21, 2013 at 08:00PM via Facebook

So the free to watch online iTunes Festival is pretty awesome this year. 30 days of free concerts. Performers I want to see this year are... Lady Gaga, Sigur Ros, Paramore, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Eat World, Elton John, Jack Johnson, Pixies, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry. When am I going to find time for all these!

August 21, 2013 at 02:08PM via Facebook

Alright so let me get this straight... The big bang happens and the universe expands at an incredible rate. Then it slows down into the universe we know today. However, if current observations show that the expansion of the universe is now accelerating, what made it slow down to start with and why is it speeding back up?!?

August 20, 2013 at 10:16PM via Facebook

I told my daughter to stop using her remote control car on the carpet because out might "burn out the motor." Daughter: what's a boner? Me: THE MOTOR!! Good grief...

August 20, 2013 at 07:23PM via Facebook

No one told me to wear gloves while bundling wood.

August 18, 2013 at 07:16PM via Facebook

I was listening to music just now and was thinking about how keeping all my music on the computer feels so antiquated. I haven't had an mp3 on my computer in like 2 years.

August 11, 2013 at 03:22PM via Facebook

Sunday school day two today. Some of these kids are totally going to time out

August 11, 2013 at 07:23AM via Facebook

I just realized one of my YouTube videos has over 54,000 views! It only took 6 years lol.

August 07, 2013 at 03:47PM via Facebook

Today is my first day as a paid Sunday school assistant. Luckily it's 3 year olds so I won't have to beat them... much...

August 04, 2013 at 08:55AM via Facebook

well Youtube decided to let anyone with 100 or more subscribers broadcast live. I've only got 58... almost there.

August 04, 2013 at 06:57AM via Facebook